It's 9pm and we're watching Tuesday night's episode of Outrageous Fortune.
The phone rings. I curse, then get up to answer it.
"Hello?" I ask in my still-husky voice.
"Ah...could I speak to your mum or dad please?" says the voice on the other end.
"Um...no." I say.
"Because..they don't live here. Who are you?"
"Oh, this is just a marketing call. Sorry, bye."
It was very slightly surreal.