"I've got a present for you", said the boy, getting up from his chair. Usually when he says that, it means one of two things:
1. a cake, or
2. a DVD.
He seemed to be heading for the fridge, so I tried to guess whether he'd got me an apple slice, a cheesecake, a chocolate-iced banana cake or...something else.
Then he abruptly changed direction and headed towards the DVD shelves.
Ooh, I hoped that it was Project Runway Season Two!
But no. It was "The Librarian". The trilogy. I'd heard of the first one; it was released during the time I was studying to be a librarian (and failed - TLM was conceived). It sounded awful and I had no idea they'd made two sequels.
So, the boy's reasoning is that we will enjoy the movies because:
1. I used to be a librarian-in-training, and
2. he'd heard they were pretty bad in a good way.
We shall see...we shall see.