TLM might well become an actress when she grows up. Somehow she’s decided it’s a great idea to pretend to fall over and cry out, expecting someone to rush over to rescue her. It’s so obviously fake that she’s going to have to be a model-slash-actress** as opposed to an actress – or else get acting lessons. Still, where on earth did she learn this?
* I first came across this expression when I was a karate student. It was used to refer to faked injuries during competition bouts.
** I refer, of course, to the expression used in the movie Zoolander, used to refer to actors who were models first.