Thursday, December 08, 2005

Baby's Wot's Hot / Wot's Not list


Wot's Hot:

- Talking to herself in the middle of the night, thereby keeping her poor mother from falling asleep

- Pretending to be really hungry when it's 4am, then flashing a big grin at her mum to let her know she actually just wants to play

- Kicking, whether it's in the bathtub or in the buggy

- Scratching any surface she can get her nails into

- Caleb, the toy doggie that goes "woof woof" when she hits it

- By sheer force of cuteness, forcing her parents to stop whatever they're doing and play with her

- Withholding poo for as long as possible so that when it finally comes, there is no nappy in the world big enough or absorbent enough to hold it in

- Her hands, especially the thumbs

- This strange activity called "rolling over"


Wot's Not:


- Being flipped over onto her front for tummy time

- Taking naps

- Having a boobie thrust in her face when all she wants to do is study the ceiling or find out where that loud noise came from

- People wearing spectacles (for some reason they're scary)

- Being forced to cover those interesting appendages at the end, i.e. feet, with socks or booties

- Being strapped into anything, including the buggy

- Sitting in two day's worth of poo because she held it in for so long and it's now arrived all at once

9 comments:

happyandblue2 said...

She is just so cute..

boudica of suburbia said...

What?!

They poo?!

I don't want one anymore!

xxB

The Skirt said...

Also on her hot list: looking really, really cute so that people who haven't even met her go all ga-ga.

Ms Mac said...

Would you look at that little face! How beautiful, I don't think I'd ever be able to put her down!

EB said...

Yup, you're done for Violet; she's got you round her little thumbs.

Violet said...

Yep - too cute for her own good, probably; definitely too cute for mine.

Mike said...

Oh! Sunglasses no! Oh!

Violet said...

mainlander mike: it's okay, she ain't scared of folks wearing shades...

glomgold said...

That "withholding poo" thing, good golly!!!