Wot's Hot:
- Talking to herself in the middle of the night, thereby keeping her poor mother from falling asleep
- Pretending to be really hungry when it's 4am, then flashing a big grin at her mum to let her know she actually just wants to play
- Kicking, whether it's in the bathtub or in the buggy
- Scratching any surface she can get her nails into
- Caleb, the toy doggie that goes "woof woof" when she hits it
- By sheer force of cuteness, forcing her parents to stop whatever they're doing and play with her
- Withholding poo for as long as possible so that when it finally comes, there is no nappy in the world big enough or absorbent enough to hold it in
- Her hands, especially the thumbs
- This strange activity called "rolling over"
Wot's Not:
- Being flipped over onto her front for tummy time
- Taking naps
- Having a boobie thrust in her face when all she wants to do is study the ceiling or find out where that loud noise came from
- People wearing spectacles (for some reason they're scary)
- Being forced to cover those interesting appendages at the end, i.e. feet, with socks or booties
- Being strapped into anything, including the buggy
- Sitting in two day's worth of poo because she held it in for so long and it's now arrived all at once
8 comments:
She is just so cute..
What?!
They poo?!
I don't want one anymore!
xxB
Also on her hot list: looking really, really cute so that people who haven't even met her go all ga-ga.
Would you look at that little face! How beautiful, I don't think I'd ever be able to put her down!
Yep - too cute for her own good, probably; definitely too cute for mine.
Oh! Sunglasses no! Oh!
mainlander mike: it's okay, she ain't scared of folks wearing shades...
That "withholding poo" thing, good golly!!!
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